The style god Speaks of 10 Things Men Should Never Wear in 2019
I’ve done a bunch of posts talking about what items of clothing guys should never wear but I’m old and you’re young and I wanted to know what young dudes think dudes should never wear and so I posted this question on Instagram:
“what’s up gentlemen so I want to do a post based on you and your feedback here on Instagram I want to know what is something in your opinion that guy should never wear down in the comments help me out and let me know”.
I was laughing so hard scrolling through and reading some of the comments but for everybody’s enjoyment today we’re gonna go over 12 things guys should never wear “Instagram edition”.
please note these are in no particular order of awesomeness.
number 1 fanny packs personally I am a huge fan of the fanny pack fanny packs are amazing I love them they’re functional you can stick a lot of stuff in them and when I was younger I rocked a fanny pack the downside is that they look super freakin stupid.
Toms you know you might have a pair, I bought a pair because I was like these are super freaky comfortable, they’re easy great summer shoes so I bought him I brought them home I showed my wife and she’s like if you wear those you’re never getting sex again.
I hate seeing guys wearing earrings because there is nothing that makes you look more feminine, more weak, more like a p*** …now don’t get me wrong earrings are totally personal preference but I look at them very similar to tattoos if you’re going into a professional environment you want to make sure that you’re covering your tattoos you also probably want to take out your earrings because people do form opinions people are going to make judgments about you based on the fact that you’ve got your ears pierced or you’ve got visible tattoos when I was trying to get a bank loan I would go in and sit down and talk to bankers trying to get them to loan me money I would take my earrings out because I knew that they send a message and not one that I was comfortable or willing to roll the dice on.
when you enter a building you have three steps: open the door one two three and take those glasses off whenever I see somebody and they’re indoors and they’ve got their sunglasses on I automatically want to punch them in the face they might be awesome and unless they’re Kacy nice that they look like a complete douche.
5.bad toupee or comb-over
number five a bad toupee or comb-over gentlemen I don’t understand it why would you wear a bad toupee or a comb-over.
the deal is this if you are insecure about the fact that you’re losing your hair do something about it but just don’t wait.
6.brown Oxford’s with a black suit
number six brown Oxford’s with a black suit in my opinion it goes like this if you’re going to be wearing a black suit wear black shoes but if you’re gonna be wearing navy or grey or anything other than black always go Brown or Konya Brown and cognac both work and look amazing
7.chain outside of shirt
number seven is chain outside of shirt it drives me absolutely crazy when I see dudes wearing chains outside of their shirt in my opinion it should be in your shirt.
8.white feeders & Crocs and cowboy hats
number eight is white feeders and we’re also gonna throw in Crocs and cowboy hats, i come to you today asking for style forgiveness because I actually recommended a few years ago wearing white beater with cutoff jean shorts is like this like bad-boy summer style thing I was wrong 100% wrong white beaters are supposed to be underwear not outerwear Crocs and cowboy hats together .. not amazing
9.anything white that went yellowish
number nine anything white that went yellowish t-shirts, undershirts, you name it don’t wear it .. get rid of it.
10.metallic hexagon ties
number ten is metallic hexagon ties.